Birthdate
August 7, 1978
Birthplace
Los Gatos, California
Hair color
Dark brown
Eye color
Brown
Height
5'8''
Siblings
A younger brother, Abhimanyu
Hometown
Fremont, California
Education
B.A., Mass Communications, and B.A., Psychology, UC Berkeley
Musical Experience
Started playing guitar at age 12 and started singing publicly at age 15. First band called "Aluminum Splinter."
Then, followed "Bellyflop," "Sunrush," "Blight," and "Throebuckle."
Favorite drink
Water
Favorite athletic activity
Swimming
Favorite food
Right now, fish.
Favorite movies
"The Basketball Diaries," "Heaven," "Donnie Darko."
Favorite month
February
Favorite season
Spring
Favorite color
bright yellow
If I was a car, what I would be and why
Silver 1987 Mitsubishi tin can van that threatens to tip over if you look at it funny, because I am roomy and I guzzle gas.
One thing to take to a desert island
Sand
What I'd do with a million dollars
Take it with me to that deserted island
Musician I'd like to collaborate with
3LW, because "shot-calla's gon' call."
Favorite sports team
A.C. Slater
Place I'd like to visit
Ariel's underwater kingdom
A person I'd like to fight
Dr. Ruth. That bitch has it coming.
Most important life-lesson learned from MTV's "How to be a Baller" edition of "MTV Cribs"
"Always keep the 'Crys' on chill."
Like to dance?
Yes, but in ways that shock and nauseate people
Worst illness ever suffered
Malaria and Cholera, simulataneously
Best advice ever received
"Shutup"
Worst advice ever received
"Tell the truth"
Special awards received
There are two of which I am especially proud. One is the "Sid Uberoi Overachiever Award" in 10th grade Biology.
The other is the "Most Use of the Fist of Fury Award" in 1997.
Color of my shoe laces
Very brown from kicking so much ass!!
If my brain melted into a milkshake, what flavor would it be and why?
My brain would taste like the bottom of a shoe with chunks of banana
because when the chicken crossed the road, it yelled my name.
Reason for thinking I'm so cool
I see dead people. And robots. ...Who do you think you are anyway? What makes you so important?
Hey, just answer the question, buddy
Why don't you just shutup?!
You shutup!
No, you!
I'll make you wish you were never born!
I'll make you wish that I was never born either!!
You fat bastard, let's go right now!! [punches Sid in groin]
Oh!! [mumbles profanities and spits blood]
Ha ha ha!!
You think that's funny? [stabs interviewer in eye with pen and stands on chair, taking off his shirt]
I am Skeletor, spawn of the Hell Beast! Bow down and pay homage to my red glory!!
[interviewer runs away, yelling for help]
[Sid turns on television and watches Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter.]
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